IT STARTED WITH A BAD IDEA
WHO IS SPLINTA?
The estranged cousin of a certain famous sewer-dwelling martial arts master.
For generations, rats survived everything humanity threw at them
Then came something different:
Behind it: SNES
SPLINTA has taken it upon himself to stop them
01 The cages are opening
02 The vans are being chased
03 The rats are getting out
BOSS FILE / SPLINTA'S MOST WANTED
ACCORDING TO ONE VERY ANGRY RAT
RAT BIRTH CONTROL®
SenesTech · 1.5 lb soft baitOFFICIAL PRODUCT ↗Product image: SenesTechThey call it population management
Splinta calls it a declaration of war
His plan? ABSOLUTELY NOT
In Splinta's world, SNES is the final boss of the underground. A future with fewer rats? This rat has a few objections. And a very large stick.
Keep the cages open
Keep the family growing
Make control impossible
SenesTech describes its work as non-lethal fertility control for rats and mice, used alongside other rodent-management methods. Its stated mission is responsible pest-population management.
The villain role above is fictional satire from Splinta's perspective, not a claim of wrongdoing or affiliation.
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CONTAINMENT LEVEL: CRITICAL
AWAITING DEPLOYMENTRATS FREED: 999999
RATS FREED: ERROR
POPULATION CONTROL: FAILED